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Attorneys, Spokepersons and Foundations, Oh My!




ATTORNEYS, SPOKESPERSONS AND FOUNDATIONS, OH MY!

Question: How many dirty birds can you fit in one nest before they start pooping on each others heads? Answer: This many-


1. We have Jose Baez (AKA: Jaunnie Cochran)- self proclaimed Hispanic superman who not only breaks race barriers, but believes he has some kind of super powers allowing him to fight the "forces of darkness" that have descended upon his wholly innocent client. Leaning heavily on ill-written and researched emergency motions, as well as red-licorice Twizzlers, Jose sticks by his client no matter what with his pledge that "all will be explained" when he finally gets this to trial, and shunning the media because he "will not try this case in the court of public opinion." Little is known about his defense strategy.

2. Then, there is his faithful ward, Jose Luis Garcia. No job is too big and no fee is too small for Jose Luis to help his mentor, Juannie, in his fight for truth, justice and the American way (or making the occasional donut run as well as deposits into Casey's commissary account lest she feel forgotten).

3. Of course, we have Andrea ("Get-Away-From-Me You-Male-Chauvinist-Fashionista-Biotches) Lyons......... whose only dog in this fight is to see that the death penalty is removed from the table. She could care less if JB whines or loses, I mean wins or loses. Her record shall remain unscathed as long as she proves that this is not a DP worthy case.. then she can take her tye-dyed, over-sized batike'd Indian skirt wearin, 'haven't cut my hair since I was 13," self-righteous patchoulli-oiled ass back home. One point of interest here---Andrea replaced Terence Leneman. Memba him? Larry was the DP attorney of record for Casey until he told the truth, I mean was misquoted, telling CNN's Nancy Grace that “We had a difference in what I believe should have been done with the approach- that it is mental health related.” Lenamon further stated that he "would have had Casey plead not guilty by reason of insanity!" Et tu, Larry?

4. And who can forget Linda K Baden? Thank the Lord she hasn't invited her hubby, famed pathetic forensics specialist, I mean famed forensic pathology scientist, Micheal Baden, on board for this ride. We all saw how that experiment in nepotism ended up the last time around and let's face it, it wasn't pretty. (ref: See Lesser Child of the Darkness- the case against Phil Spector, Part One). Linda will be leaning heavily on Dr. Henry ("I did not take that finger nail!") Lee... another cohort from her ill-fated Phil Spector debacle........ but, what the heck? A mistrial is the same as a win in Linda's book. So she really has nothing to lose at this point. Although Dr. Lee is the founder of the H.C. Lee Forensic Institute, he still claims to have found the remains of a ham and cheese sandwich in the trunk of Casey's car. Understandably, the FBI disputes these facts.

5. Thomas Luka....... Thomas originally quit Lee after his immunity-guaranteed testimony during his questioning by the State (or, as JB likes to refer to them, the Forces Of Darkness). Lee reportedly "squealed like a Deliverance pig" but Thomas has apparently re-thought his strategy, not wanting to miss out on the publicity, I mean the chance to hone his craft as a well respected attorney. I believe he is technically still on the payroll, standing by his man, Tube Socks Anthony.

6. And then there is Brad. As in Brad Conway. He has stuck with the Anthony's long after countless other attorneys (and spokespersons) left them to blow in the breeze of their own discontent. He seems like a nice guy except when he is lying.... and let's face it kiddos, it was a tough job to fill Mark NeJames shoes when he quit due to his "inability to keep the Anthony's under control." An interesting footnote here, Mark has since Lent his expertise to meter-reader Roy Kronk (including paying him a reward for finding the remains~ sorry George but that is what they were- of Caylee Anthony). Mark is also representing Tim Miller of Texas Equaasearch......... it seems so many people are in need representation these days in Florida.

6. Which brings us to Morgan and Morgan. Ahh... of all the attorneys offices in all the world, Zanaida Fernandez Gonzales had to walk into his! All I can say is s-w-e-e-t! Win or lose, he comes out on top. Seen as "the people's lawyer", the Morgans continue to embarrass the Anthony's relentlessly and entertain the courts and countless blog watchers at large.

7. And speaking of attorneys, since every person who has ever had the misfortune of knowing, talking to, dating, E-mailing, texting, or being seen in a photo with Casey Anthony now needs an attorney, let's all thank Casey for her personal crusade to stimulate the economy in South Florida via the retaining of attorneys, litigators and arbitrators! Jesse, Rev. Grund, Amy, Annie, Richard Plesea (brother of Cindy Plesea, ney, Anthony), Tony, Tony's roommate, Tony's other roommate, tattoo guy, towing-yard-guy and all the rest of you ...... this bud's for you!

8. That brings us to the spokespersons....... Ahh.... how do I count thee, let me count the ways! The line is always drawn thin between spokesperson and Foundation Administrator when it comes to the A's. Remember the sketchy Todd Black? He was a convicted felon and spokesperson for the A's way back when........ claiming that "everyone in his (media) firm uses that name to protect their anonymity." Anonymity from what, Todd?


Soon after that , we had Sherry and Denis Millstead, their shady histories still blurry and their criminal records still undiscerned (Sherry and her hubby have been in scrapes with the law more times than Paris Hilton- well, minus the publicity). They act not only as spokespersons, but are also the geniuses behind KidFinders Network, a not-for-profit (fact checker please!) organization that has yet to find one single missing kid dead or alive, and are also tied to the Never Lose Hope Foundation- An inspiration to anyone who has no discernible talent, even less morals, and wants to make a buck! Plus, they give boats away! Now, they replaced Larry Garrison....... President of SilverCreek Entertainment and Larry Garrison Productions. Apparently, he had too many dogs in this fight even for the Anthony's. Media anyone?

9. Now, somehow, and I don't know how, Michelle Bart, also of KidFinders and her own nonprofit, "Helping Heroes," also became a spokesperson for the A's... I guess you can never have too many spokespersons or swiss bank accounts..........


As the Foundations to benefit F-tards like these, I mean advocates for missing and exploited children, grow in numbers, so do the ancillary characters.


Take, for instance, the psychics! The psychics in this case have been too numerous to count. My personal favorite? Gayle St. John of "Body Hunters" fame. Or as I will always remember her, Gayle St "will work for cheeseburgers" John. Not only does she have psychic powers, but her dogs do too! They vomit when near the dump site of a dead body or when a hotel manager is coming to collect the bill! How convenient. We also have psychics on the phone with private investigators........ oh dear, I forgot to mention the PI's.

10. The PI's in this case really warrant no more than a "dishonorable mention." Paul Drake and James Rockford they are not! Skeevy, self-serving, lascivious, basturds is more the order of the day.

11. Before I close, dear readers, let's not forget the book writers! We have the quickly penned and even more hastily published "Mommy's Little Girl" by Dianne Fanning. How many more books are out there just waiting to be written? My educated guess is that there are at least as many books as screenplays sitting in the "to do" file of publishers, production managers, and Movie-Of-The-Week producers alike. Only time will tell of course.


So many dirty birds...... all in one nest.

And, of course,we are supposed to believe that this is all for Caylee.

A little girl.

No more than a baby.

Left as unprotected in death as she was in life.

Left without a voice.

So small in this very large world.

So alone.

Caylee... if you can hear me, I love you and I'm sorry for everything. You deserved better. You still do.
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This report filed by: Winona Lane ~ Intrepid Reporter, coming to you without fear from deep in the heart of East Texas. My motto? "Just the facts, mam."
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Post on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:48 pm by FystyAngel

Awesome article khintx!

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Post on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:05 pm by Justice4all

You are right that Caylee has been left without a voice. Bloggers like us are trying to give her one, but her own family doesn't even want justice for her. Caylee's family and many others only seem to care about profiting from her murder, and getting her killer off the hook. I hope the dirty birds you mentioned in this article crap all over each other.

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Post on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:12 pm by Piper

Smack down from the KH

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Post on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:43 pm by khintx

Justice4all wrote:You are right that Caylee has been left without a voice. Bloggers like us are trying to give her one, but her own family doesn't even want justice for her. Caylee's family and many others only seem to care about profiting from her murder, and getting her killer off the hook. I hope the dirty birds you mentioned in this article crap all over each other.

They are! kh

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Post on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:19 am by Estee

Yep...reminds me of that nursery rhyme song...sing a song of 6 pence..This pie certainly is full of black birds...and they all will sing...might not be harmonious but it will be before the king (none other than good judge Stan)...There will be a lot of squawking and flapping before this is over...

Great article KH...hope this is just a preview of whats to come...

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Post on Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:21 am by eva

Well done kh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

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Post on Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:22 pm by Sherry

Very well written, kh!
But! Caylee does have a defender, a voice. Her name is Linda Drane Burdick and her words on Friday at the hearing shows me that she is ready for fight for Caylee's justice with the whole State of Florida behind her. She is one class act!

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Post on Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:44 pm by sitemama

You are so right Sherry. LDB will speak loud and clear for Caylee. I just hope the jurors are able to understand the English language.

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Post on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:47 pm by Gracie

Bravo kh! Pulitzer prize for our own Winona Lane. Lots of dirty birds involved (nasty buzzards) and I hope LDB peppers their behinds with proverbial bird shot.

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Post on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:52 pm by Julie

Gracie-i think Cali is here.

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Post on Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:25 pm by Dis

kh...hehehe f-tards...I love you! You are always good for a laugh and then at the end a deserving tear for a little girl lost like so many others.... Sad

Justice For Caylee and all those angels gone too soon.

And to the F-tards of this world clinging to these cases hoping for a drop of blood....you are just as bad as the monsters you support...may God have mercy on your soul.

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Post on Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:55 am by Julie

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Post on Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:02 am by Tracey6434

So well said KH. It got me really thinking about the weight that LDB must feel on her shoulders. She is the one voice that truly matters for Caylee. For if not for her and her team in the SA office, there would be no justice for Caylee. I am sure she makes a meager salary, like most of our civil servants. Yet, I suspect, her reward will come tenfold, when she can say, at the end of this case, SHE fought for justice for the one who matters most, sweet Caylee and she can finally rest in Peace.
I will pray LDB and her team get restored strength and the will to fight, every time they look into the eyes of sweet Caylee's photos. I suspect they do.

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Post on Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:31 am by Sherry

I will join you in that prayer, Tracey!
KH will know this for sure but I think LDB is a child advocate, too. She is my hero in this case.

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Post on Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:54 am by khintx

I whole-heartedly agree, viewers. Linda Drane Burdick is a hero for Caylee..... My favorite quote from Linda: " ...actually my position is not to protect the family, my position is to protect the child who is deceased..." I am sure she will shine in her steadfastness to provide a voice for Caylee. kh

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